if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US
The gif makes the post 666% better
I love them
they’re wondering what he’s looking for
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
i think the weather just dropped the bass